Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

lay the avocado

a roblox twitter community member

omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam

by jaiilinx February 12, 2021

Lay Wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

by TuAnon February 21, 2024

in lay

Presently and actively having sexual relations with another member of the human race.

Steve: Yo John, how's that new girlfriend of yours?
John: We're in lay...so that's good.

by PlanetMaker October 1, 2011

Puss-lay-bean

A big puss with a large clit

Damn that girl had a puss-lay-bean

by Ilovemom_226 May 7, 2022

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

Heather Lay

The Karen of all Karen’s. Psychotic Band mom

Don’t be a Heather Lay.

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020