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Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you
Jon
by yonnyoy November 23, 2021
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Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.
Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.
by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021
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Jon

put a condom on we don't want a Jon he has information on the Clintons
by jnigger November 23, 2021
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Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025
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Jon

a fucking legend, a boss and the sex God, will fuck your crush and your girl, your sister and more he will also make you cry
RABDOM ASS DUDE:hey Jon
JON:kakapupu
by still_sour November 24, 2021
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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
by BigManJon June 3, 2024
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Jon Ison

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet
Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*
by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024
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