hairy hobbit hole

A hairy asshole

She bent over and I seen that hairy hobbit hole with the lights on .

by Joey buttafooko December 12, 2015

Hairy Donkey Pie

A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.

Dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night...it was great.

by Iliad March 22, 2008

big hairy vagizzle

A big hairy part of a woman's genitalia.

Sexy Girl: Heya big boy
Guy: Whoaa, let me have some of that big hairy vagizzle

by Seanoplanklichvampwood August 30, 2005

hairy axe gash

another term for the female bits downstairs.

that girls hairy axe gash stinks...

by L Wilson September 18, 2006

hairy hot dog

YET another word for the penis!

I need to shave my hairy hot dog

by darryl February 5, 2003

Hairy Larry Cherry

A term used when a cherry (fruit) is covered in moisture and appears to have tiny hair-like threads. This is compared to a male scrotum.

"This Hairy Larry Cherry is delicious covered in chocolate!"

by Kirk Van Dyke July 14, 2009

hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!

"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"

by Flip Chick September 9, 2006