couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum

Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin

by Peter long lasting June 27, 2010

who’s fuckin?

A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!

“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”

“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”

“…. “

by pseudonympho March 1, 2022

vietnam fuckin

When the sex is so raw and animalistic that it closely resembles warfare; often lasting insanely long amounts of time and/or scoring record O counts for both parties.

Yea man, me n MJ were vietnam fuckin the other night n busted the headboard again.

by cornshucked April 24, 2018

obus fuckin slee

When someone says something stupid that’s actually obvious

Did the girl break her ankles when she jumped of the bridge, obus fuckin slee

by Lil priiit October 25, 2018

fuckin

i only do this troll because of the ad below

i want this fuckin jacket already

by wa wa wa wa wa i tell you alre May 9, 2022

Pitty Fuckin

When the girl feels so bad for you she'll fuck you just out of pitty

Girl 1: did you really pitty fuck Sam

Girl 2: He just looked so sad I just felt bad

Girl 1: so you end up pitty fucking him

by Sammy Moon 69 December 19, 2019

Move Fuckin' Tree

Accomplishing a task that at times seems too tough, or something you severely dread to do. But, you know it has to be done.

Hey, Megan, I see you finally made it to work. " yeah, I had to stop in the middle of the road. I had to move fuckin' tree."

by Footguy1975 April 17, 2025