Earth

A very flat cylinder that floats in the endless galaxy.
Normal person: the Earth is not flat, you idiot

Smart person: no, it’s flat
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Earth

Basically the place of which most people reside
Brian: "Yo where do you live?"
Sam: "Earth:
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Earth

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.
Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously
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Earth

is flat
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Earthing Ablution

Earthing ablution is the act of tapping both palms on a sandy earth surface. The act is meant to purify. It is said to be necessary before prayer, after an orgasm or ejaculation, if one does not find water to shower, for both males and females. Simply, the act involves stretching both palms, as though one is displaying the number ten with his hands, then tapping on a sandy earth surface, blowing on hands to remove excess dust, then rubbing one's hands and face as though washing them with water.
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