Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 10, 2010

cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.

Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

by JC Cockinstuff November 14, 2013

School Breakfast

Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.

I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 13, 2021

Breakfast Of Champs

Waking up after a long night of raging with your friends you all go eat together regardless of time.

After all that vodka let's go to dennys and have breakfast of champs!

by cleatthemeat April 04, 2018

Indian Breakfast

Is the act of eating expired food coated in overpowering spices, then walking to the corner and shitting in the street.

Did you see the shit in the street this morning? Someone must have had an Indian Breakfast.

by Grizzel Bear December 16, 2021

breakfast plagairism

The act of stealing credit for breakfast another person made. Usually this is to gain brownie points with a potential partner in the dating scene.

Joe sent me photos of your cooking as his own. Such breakfast plagairism!

by AMRAP20 July 29, 2018

warm breakfast

Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.

Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.

by hk69 October 08, 2013