Flossy

A person who is the first to commit to a heavy responsibility only to immediately abandon all responsibility and deny any liability to the commitment.

P1: Phillis had that baby ya know.
P2: …….
P1: Then Flossy came out, ran to Mexico not a single fuck.

P2: Classic Flossy
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P1: That Flossy kicked out Alan while paralyzed from the accident. Guy couldn’t even move hardly.

P2:Why?? TF!?!??
P1: Got her government check in and to clear house she accused him of going through her shit and stealing.

P2: Mrs smith must smoke crack

Origin: Slang in rv parks; traced to the 1980s strip club scene-Flossy had a baby to make Prego money then sold the baby for a car. 40 years later takes the son in to nurse back to health after 2 days has a breakdown and throws him out just to say she did it twice. It’s ok mom you can smoke meth in private. Just because I said no doesn’t mean I’m going to tell on you. You tell on yourself. Fuck you Flossy

by ÀB0mB October 6, 2025

floppy toppy

you suck a dick for 8 hours with out nutting and win you nut, nut in the ass

can you floppy toppy with me

by Floppa_pyro December 19, 2025

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

Gay-[Flops]

A flip-flop that has any sort of rainbow/girly image on it in the men's apparel area of a store.

Dude,look at chuck's new Gay-Flops!

by Your freind the drunk muffin! August 1, 2008

Love floppy

A man used to have casual, pointless sex suddenly falls in love and can't get it up. An condition that usually passes by in matter of week or two.

"I'm suffering from a tremendous case of love floppy"

by Hannu Karpo November 2, 2012