floaker

1. A character type in China Mieville’s Embassy Town
2. A potentially original floating oak tree with telekinetic capabilities.

“ who were we? Not many, a gathering of no ones, floakers, dissident Staff, a handful of precious Ambassadors. But our numbers were growing,”
- Embassytown, Chapter 13. Del Rey Ballantine Books c China Mieville 2011

by Archem42 April 12, 2025

Flokkake

When the pollen count is high, irritating your hay-fever. This is caused by the flowers participating in a bukkake, shooting plant based jizz into your face.

Do you have any loratadine? This flokkake is really going for my eyes.

by Flowerjizz May 17, 2025

Flaker Boy

when someone agrees to something or makes a plan or says they are going to do something with you but everytime they instead end up hanging out with a random bitch on the street that they don't know and/or just met

Alex - did you have fun hanging out with that grenade Flaker Boy?

Jimmy - Are you talking about Larissa? She's like a 6 not a 4 so she's not a grenade and people get busy it's life bro you can't get mad at me for not coming to your Superbowl party with the boys

by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025

Thora Flakes

They are marketed as dried fried onions, however they are the dried remains of Thora Hird.

Would you like thora flakes with that?

by Jambodia, King of the toilet people April 26, 2003

cadburys flake

crumbles under any kind of pressure; named after a popular chocolate bar; irish variation is a roughan

The england team pulled a real cadburys flake and let in 4 easy goals in the second half

by naoisemac June 22, 2004

Ivory Flake

Ivory Flake - 99 and 44/100% pure flake

That Ivory Flake got drunk and drove into the lake.

by al gee January 13, 2008

hippo flakes

flakes from a hippo

Look at those flakes from a hippo there for they must be hippo flakes.

by EvanZav September 19, 2009