midges dangler

A measurement term for being extremely close to size

Close enough it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Dingle Dangle

A slightly less offensive and silly way of calling someone an idiot.

He was being a dingle dangle and didn’t think he would get hurt.

by MadameDilliDalli January 26, 2026

Kitty Danglers

When you have demolished your outer vaginal lips so bad they look like a Thumb or a Turd hanging from inbetween your legs..

You know she should stop what ever she doing,, using a vacuum to jack off or hell just stop fucking and go get that vaginal rejuvenation procedure.. but that is not sexy scarring all them men with horrible looking Kitty Danglers!!

by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025

Udder Poo Dangle

When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle

Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!

by SarahLynnBrown33333 February 20, 2009

Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

by Danolla December 19, 2014