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dan pan

Someone who lies, cheats and mentally destroys women.
Don’t date that loser dan pan
by Danpan100g June 15, 2020
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Pull a Dan

Pulling a Dan occurs when someone pulls a prank on someone else. When the person is pranked so badly that they cannot do anything, they tell their mother. The mother then goes to contact the mother of the pranker, with the pranker getting in trouble. Hence the term, "Pulling a Dan".
Prankee: Ah, I wish I could get revenge on that person who pranked me, but I am not clever enough. Oh, I know! I'll just Pull a Dan!

*Calls mother of Pranker

*Pranker gets grounded
by Jose6969696969ssdfasdf April 25, 2011
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Capn Dan

The hoopiest of froods. The epitome of super fucking awesomeness. A hyperbole to end all hyperboles.
WOW! Capn Dan sure is Capn Dan!
by Capn Dan October 23, 2008
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Dirty Dan

A person who despite the situation will always remain in a goofy, ready to bool mood. they are pure comedy gold and will always make you laugh no matter the situation. No matter who you are, they will manage to crack your humor code and make you have the best time. Their comedy is boosted when accompanied by a Huntiewestside, raising their gooney attitude and boolery to the next level, almost on par with Shaggy's godly power.
"Yo, did you meet that kid Luke, he was so funny, I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
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Dan Kilby

Often referring to a Red-headed Male that acts as if he is "hard" He is the most freckle ridden Ginger your going to meet, with up to 90% of the skin surface suffering from this skin condition, He finds it difficult to contemplate what it would be like to come into contact with the Sun. Suffers from Premature Ejaculation"One Pump Kilby"
"Hey look theirs a Dan Kilby in the Suns rays!"
"We must warn the authorities"
by FOCKO May 19, 2012
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Dan Morales

the midget from lord of the rings but if mexico threw up on him
by THINGJUAN October 2, 2018
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Dan Forbes

The Origin story•
This rare greasy creature is bred in places most people call a complete shit hole, Dan Forbes after being rejected by his dad then later joined a jungle tribe called “pedos’R’us” and has one of the lead roles as prince of nonces but god forbid he disagrees with the king dominic croal because if he disagrees with the king the king brings out his toys that he uses on stig, Dan Forbes got sent to nonce inprisonment because he got caught in the hospital moterboating all the babies and fingerblasted one to death and after he got out he 69’d his sister (who is 4), and to this day he approaches kids under the age of 6
Man: “yanno that pedo-prick dan forbes who went on a mass moterboating spree at a Fukin nursery....yeah he’s at it again fuck sake
by BUMSNIFFER6544 July 30, 2019
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