commonly used to describe when a weirdo that you were forced to be friends with has a stupid conspiracy.
by EATSH!T January 1, 2018

by mlkouadie February 1, 2022

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).
Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

Jessica: Are wow! thats so cool
Sami: what?
Jessica: Are wow is the same as wow but with an “are” in beginning.
Sami:oh. Are wow! thats awesome
Sami: what?
Jessica: Are wow is the same as wow but with an “are” in beginning.
Sami:oh. Are wow! thats awesome
by Sage_greenn April 14, 2022

Wow is a reaction with a suprising face! Or if your in that emo phase of yours like john over there! Hey john! Make an example!
Person 1: Yo!
Person 2: Yo whats up??
Person 1: Nothin much, But the ps5 lowered prices!
Person 2: Wow!
Person 2: Yo whats up??
Person 1: Nothin much, But the ps5 lowered prices!
Person 2: Wow!
by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

by YouCantKillaGod November 1, 2023
