A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
by imhabesha March 16, 2019

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
by Cozahr May 31, 2024

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan made me laugh"
"Jonathan, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonathan.
"Jonathan, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonathan.
by ghfyb1234 February 8, 2022

Really gay guy and has a little dick and eats guy ass and a guy that sucks cock for living and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is gay
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018

