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Damien Wayne

Oh! It couldn't be? Am I? Noo....
Hym "It couldn't POSSIBLY be that, like the Homelander, I am also Damien Wayne? No... That couldn't be the case... Hey, wait, what's the timeline on that? If so... That technically makes me the greatest writer of all time! I'm a prerequisite text! Hooray!! Better than everyone!!!!!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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Joshua Wayne

100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.

He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.

And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.

But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024
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Wayne's Loophole

When a pedo dates young adults with mental disabilities; someone attracted to the body of an adult but the mind of a child.
"Are you dating the new girl? She seems a little old for you; and isn't she gumpin it?
"Yeah, it's Wayne's Loophole!"
by Atlas Drugged April 9, 2025
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The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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wayne

wayne is the hardest man on earth. wayne is the type of guy to sell a crossbow
pink: my dad just ate a tub of pork gelatine

ashe: typical wayne behaviour
by twinkkisser May 3, 2025
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Bruce Wayne’s Pocket

An illegal move in tic-tac-toe where someone forms a line with their letters to make a U shape.
Dude, you can’t pull a Bruce Wayne’s Pocket, it’s against the rules
by Tatters04 May 17, 2025
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