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Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.
"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"
by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011
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C clown

by Exotata January 29, 2023
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Clowns In America

Another (covert) name for America's C.I.A.
Clowns In America are not always honorable. Can we trust our CIA?
by Calamity Jane II February 16, 2019
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clown jizz

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.
by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016
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Ass Clown

A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.
Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!

Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
by EPWONG April 14, 2011
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full of clowns

Response to a funny joke, action, or person; similar to jokes can be used in same instances as a substitute.
Person 1: Hey I just tricked that guy into piercing the wrong ear.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.
by Hipsterkilla123 November 13, 2011
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clown boots

A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.
Thank you for the clown boots, they are very well made.
by klownz April 26, 2006
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