I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

that moment when you die

when something scary or funny happens

wow I just had that moment when you die when a lion opened my car door

by palsmawielder2 May 20, 2018

When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa...

When google corrects u for the millionth time

When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa... oof

by MelonPanda January 5, 2021

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

Atleast, I know when to say: "mhm."

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Person 343: Atleast, I know when to say: "mhm."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

What do to when the world is falling apart

Child murder. Murder a child. Kill children.

Hym "What do to when the world is falling apart? Kill a child!"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

by LocN9ne January 29, 2023