a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.
Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?
by antant August 22, 2009
by MichaelScottDunderMifflinInc. December 14, 2015
by FutureSex October 05, 2006
what the fudge are you doing
by pro gamer j bird October 16, 2017
by VeNtZ June 07, 2005
(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.
Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?
Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!
A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?
Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!
A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!
by Jonathan Barnett October 02, 2006
What's poppin, g?
by Nuckra April 28, 2004