A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles
Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
Get the board my platformmug. when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
by mcfister55 November 19, 2019
Get the dart boardmug. The act of using the wall mounted head board in a cheap motel as a backstop for various sexual acts in an aggressive manner, creating a disturbance to the guests in the adjacent room.
Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.
by VY! January 19, 2024
Get the Wall Boardingmug. i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
Get the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug. The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
Get the board up the crack housemug. When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025
Get the Golden water boardmug. by Xero9 August 26, 2023
Get the shot boardmug.