snatch catch

Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.

This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.

by webBoi November 13, 2011

slurpy snatch

a vagina filled with 7-11 sweet icy drinks

she has such a slurpy snatch today! perfect for this weather.

by slurpyface June 22, 2013

snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

by asystole September 13, 2009

snatching salmon

Picking up women in a social place/situation.

When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.

by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011

snatch a fan

What you say when you are ridiculously exhausted and want to get some sleep.

"Dude, I'm so tired. I'm gonna go snatch a fan."

by breaksy May 15, 2010

Snatch Pig

A man or woman who enjoys inserting their nose into a womans twat and sniffing. Usually sniffing enthusiastically with a snorting noise much like a pig, hence the phrase.

Doreen, did you know that Kenneth has a penchant for sniffing my vaginal aromas....he's a real snatch pig

by ranyryan October 14, 2008

Madame snatch

the pimpest teacher ever. Madame Snatches school of learning. Specials in teaching how to get drunk and what to do if your penis is on fire can be found overusing the saying 1-2-3 all eyes on me

drink some more vodka or Madame natch will give you a referrel

by Elle May 17, 2004