snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.
You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!
by asystole September 13, 2009
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slurpy snatch

a vagina filled with 7-11 sweet icy drinks
she has such a slurpy snatch today! perfect for this weather.
by slurpyface June 22, 2013
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snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.
Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.
by Swine Doctor April 07, 2011
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Snatch Pig

A man or woman who enjoys inserting their nose into a womans twat and sniffing. Usually sniffing enthusiastically with a snorting noise much like a pig, hence the phrase.
Doreen, did you know that Kenneth has a penchant for sniffing my vaginal aromas....he's a real snatch pig
by ranyryan August 24, 2008
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Snatch Pot

When you are bald headed and it looks like someone snatched a hand full of your hair out! On the back of your neck, the sides of your head or on the top of your head. Just nappy headed with very short hair like a used brillo pad.
Girl look at her hot dog neck. That ain't no hot dog neck that's a snatch pot!!
by good good32 March 20, 2012
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bum snatch

“Yo man, you see that bum stole my 4 for 4?!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”
by tenpennytowers May 04, 2019
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Madame snatch

the pimpest teacher ever. Madame Snatches school of learning. Specials in teaching how to get drunk and what to do if your penis is on fire can be found overusing the saying 1-2-3 all eyes on me
drink some more vodka or Madame natch will give you a referrel
by Elle May 17, 2004
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