Schrödingers team

When your team is only on the objective when you die. Especially common when your playing healer.

Schrödingers team

by Warescoin April 9, 2023

Schrödinger’s Player

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.

Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”

Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”

by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023

Schrodinger's nude

If u can see the majority of buttock but can't visually confirm the presence of a panty in a photo, the girl in said photo is simultaneously both naked and not naked below the waist.

John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."

by PluGuGuu April 19, 2023

Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.

"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."

by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023

Schrödinger's Fuckboy

His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.

Person 1: "You know, we fed that fat retarded guy LSD last night and sang greek-orthodox chants, circling him last night, his reactions were amazing, hahaha!" Person 2: "WTF, are you for real, did you just assume my gender?" Person 1: "No, I was just kidding. Pls send me nudes tho hahaha." Person 2: "What no, I'm not gonna send you nudes!?" Person 1: "Hey, I was just joking, I thought that was our vibe" Person2 to its friends: "Wow, Person 1 definitly is a Schrödinger's Fuckboy ...."

by mantadim April 30, 2023

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

by walter the waxy May 8, 2023

Schrödingers pussy

When you dont know if a girl has a dick or pussy

That girl probably has a schrödingers pussy.

by Ratney May 12, 2023