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piece of crap

Your mom's idiot boyfriend, who is a piece of crap, and will never grow-up.
mom: "Just drop it already."
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "No, you drop it!"
mom: "Can you just grow-up already??"
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "Make me!!" *in a mocking voice* "Can't you just grow-up already??"
by Unconditional Elysium July 8, 2006
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I own this piece of meat

The expression "I own this piece of meat" is used to describe the event of when a male lets others know in no uncertain terms that a female "belongs" to him.
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".
When you meet a couple on the street, and there is little or no physical contact between the male and female. Immediately after the male sees you seeing them, he puts his arm around his girlfriend's neck or gropes her bum, and looks directly at you whilst doing said actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.
by ArtoDelFunko March 29, 2009
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Piece of Work

ShaElaiza: I doubt it, Hana F! I think the challenge themes kinda intrigued her, that's all.

Hana Fedora: I think there's more to it..I sincerely do. You're a piece of work Sha. You're my winner in your own competition.
by AScarflet February 27, 2011
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two piece & biscuit

when you hit someone with a left and a right (combination) and then finish them off wit one to the gut.
brian: yo, that sucka called me fruity
shannon: word, how you handle dat?
brian: i two peice & biscuited that bro and asked him "who's the bitch now?"
by spolice August 22, 2005
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piece of that

Expressive of that which is most desirable in the vicinity, the user exclaiming his or her intention to sample it.
"I'm gonna get me a piece of that ass hangin' off the back of that honey."
by Pecan Pie April 29, 2004
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Piecemeal Nudity

Nudity viewed one portion at a time, usually through photographs that deny the viewer a complete picture of the naked person they are looking at.
I keep asking Christina for naked pictures of herself, but all she sends me is these piecemeal nudity photos. I want to see the whole body!
by USMC Cpl August 29, 2009
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snorkle piece

a persons nose would be his or her snorkle piece
by Shanus October 16, 2005
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