New York Islander Fan

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins

cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

New York Stock Exchange

A place where Wall Street screws Main Street

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?

by PseudonymKeKeKe October 24, 2009

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005

New York Giants Fans

The first fans to leave when their backs are to the wall. These fans often more commonly resemble spectators.

See: Bandwagon
Also see: Worst fans in the History of sports.

Giants down by 6. And the stands are clearing out. I've never seen anything like it, New york Giants Fans have abandoned this team.

What a display of poor sportsmanship.

by Phillysmack January 17, 2009

new york tittie muncher

to bite off a girls nipple

there's a reason your girlfriend has no nipple

or

i gave her a New York tittie muncher

by crazy mexican May 21, 2008

new york smiley

when someone lays on the side of a curb and someone lights their hair on fire and stomps their face in

i was so pissed off i introduced him to a NEW YORK SMILEY

by tits magoo February 2, 2008

New York Bell

A codename for a Jew that has cock warts, from New York.

I heard that adam had new york bell.

by nathan111 February 22, 2010