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Maria

She may seem like an innocent girl but once you get to know her she ill show you the biggest of the dicks you'll ever see in your entire life.
That guy has a Maria-Looked dick.
by H rã me os tomatos November 22, 2021
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maria sofia

Maria Sofia is talented, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd. Her eyes will hypnotize any man that looks at them. Her eyes will hypnotize any man that looks at them.

you'll find many other girls jealous of her beauty which will often land her in the middle of a scandal.
She is super happy and optimistic. Everyone needs a sofia in their life. She will constantly make you laugh just by her laugh. She can talk for 2 hours- she’s super chatty. She has such a big heart and she tries to make sure everyone is having fun and is happy. All boys think about her. Maria Sofia deserves so much more because she is truly the best.
make Maria Sofia your best friend for life

Im in love with Maria Sofia , she's my addiction.
by makenames November 22, 2021
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Maria

A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
A: knock knock

B: who's there?

A: Fuck
B: Fuck who?

A: Fuck me!!!
B: Gees you are such a Maria.
by K.d.levin November 21, 2021
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Maria

A very caring and fun person to be around. Has very strong opinions and an ability to prove she's right. Lover onigiri and anime. Maria will never betray you and is likely to replace a part of her brain with a part of yours if you get close. Although she sometimes lets her insecurities take over, she still won't let other people say that she's less then insenely amazing (which, we can all agree, is true) and get away with it.
by KatushaPerochinyNozik November 21, 2021
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shes my best friend for 6 years thats sooo long and i love her sm. I wouldn't go to school without her shes so funny and when she hugs me or drawing on my hand shes making my day better
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MARIAAAA
by luzie<3 November 21, 2021
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Maria Rita

Maria Rita, detta anche comunemente mary è una ragazza solare, altruista e divertente. Lei ti farà sempre ridere, anche nei momenti più bui! ma fate attenzione, perché a primo impatto sembrerà una vera stronzetta. Lei spesso può risultare violenta tirandoti anche un bel calcio, ma vabbuo le vogliamo bene lo stesso perché mentre ti sfotte ride. Fate attenzione anche alla sua amica Iole, le sta spesso abbracciata fuori scuola per paura che qualche essere cattivo gliela porti via. Iole è Maria Rita sono le amiche perfette per chiunque<3
iole: Ue strunz
Maria Rita: Ue facc e cazz *ride e ti assassina*
by iole November 21, 2021
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Maria

Maria is Mariasefabanilor
Did u play lol with Maria?
Which Maria?
Mariasefabanilor
by Gzia November 21, 2021
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