Hit and Dip

hitting and dipping is like getting drunk at a party having sex and never seeing that person ever again in your existance.

yo jamal what about you?

You been gettin them girls lately?
nigga? Hell no! I be hittin and dippin like yo daddy did!
Jamal hit and dipped

by FactzSZN October 6, 2020

Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

hit the blankets

To go to sleep

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets

by Wisdomtooth101 March 26, 2017

Hit The Lights

Fire song of the first metallica record, rocking out with fans and concert partying is this song's defintion

HIT THE LIGHTSSSAA!!!

by MetallicaFan July 24, 2022

Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example, a chocolate on an ambulance for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance. The treats are usually left on the windscreen or door

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake.

by Emmac24 November 15, 2020

hitting the cervix

When writers of a tv show or movie shove too much storyline into one season. Putting in more than be taken, causing pain and confusion, making it more and more difficult too enjoy.

“Man season two of Outer Banks was kinda hitting the cervix near the last couple episodes”

by Squirrelnuts420 August 12, 2021

Hit the Ruhbarb

Went in the ditch.

John was driving and lost control and hit the ruhbarb!

by kellyjrk2000 February 6, 2009