No Funny shit, but...

Referring to (usually between two males) something that would otherwise be considered homosexual, however giving the situation a pass by using the following statement before saying or doing that thing. Another way of saying “no homo”

Male 1: Say bro. No funny shit, but... I’ve been working out lately. How does my ass look?

Male 2: Damn homie, you got a dump truck

*slaps ass

Male 3: nah mane, that’s definitely funny shit. But your ass does look nice though.

Male 2: Lol, gayyy

Male 1: Damn I know, right.

Male 3: wow...

by The Muffin Mayne 210 October 13, 2020

Not funny

When no one laughs because you ain’t funny.

That “when” joke is not funny.

by Shamula December 2, 2020

ha ha funny

Actually funny and not based on their looks (opposite of pretty funny)

Dave is Ha Ha funny unlike Susan who's just hot.

by Phaya July 20, 2017

The big funny

Someone who cannot spell hilarious correctly and therefore calls it the big funny instead, not to be confused with the big sad.

Persona 1: Hey look at this it’s heler- hala- hiler-..
Persona 2: What are you trying to say
Persona 1: The big funny. >:(

by You're_so_gay January 19, 2021

See you in the funny papers

An expression used to refer to a light (not a serious /deep)conversation a person had enjoyed with another person, as if to say" I quite enjoyed our conversation, its Great to steer away from deep serious talks so.....see you next time and we'll get another light conversation like the one we had "

Hey Mark, I'm sorry I'll have to go cause My lunch break is almost over...see you in the funny papers

by Prometheus of oran November 24, 2021

uh oh stinky poop funny

uh oh stinky poop funny haha funny poop

person: is that a monkey
monkey: uh oh stinky poop funny

person: (dies of the funny)

by im a monkey April 26, 2022

funny fingering

Where somebody is trying to finger another person, has a hand spazzum which clicks their wrists and paralyzes the woman/ mans ass (chocolare fingers).

Gummy tried to finger his mum when he had a hand spazzum and it gave his mum extreme vaginal pain. This is an example of funny fingering.

by TWATFACE333 October 30, 2007