jersey breakfast

Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM

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by wfo October 23, 2013

Breakfast Of Champs

Waking up after a long night of raging with your friends you all go eat together regardless of time.

After all that vodka let's go to dennys and have breakfast of champs!

by cleatthemeat April 04, 2018

School Breakfast

Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.

I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 13, 2021

Indian Breakfast

Is the act of eating expired food coated in overpowering spices, then walking to the corner and shitting in the street.

Did you see the shit in the street this morning? Someone must have had an Indian Breakfast.

by Grizzel Bear December 16, 2021

breakfast plagairism

The act of stealing credit for breakfast another person made. Usually this is to gain brownie points with a potential partner in the dating scene.

Joe sent me photos of your cooking as his own. Such breakfast plagairism!

by AMRAP20 July 29, 2018

warm breakfast

Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.

Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.

by hk69 October 08, 2013

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017