Cupcake Muncher

A male predator interested in younger girls specifically, Usually an overweight male.

"My uncle is such a Cupcake Muncher bro, he keeps hanging out at the middle school"

by Sillypenguin153 June 7, 2024

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cupcake trap

A cupcake trap is a dude who looks like he definitely likes kids.

Person A: Bruh look at that guy he looks like a creep
Person B: Yeah, that's a cupcake trap if I've ever seen one

by boogersarefunny May 6, 2025

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A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.

Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.

by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023

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cupcake

this is basically a code word amongst the p*do’s. It means “13 year old puss 🐱”

You: “Ay bro I’m bout to get some cupcakes”

Me: “Hell no nigga tf wrong with you”

by edp4448 April 23, 2021

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Boston Style cupcake

(noun) referring to a particular method of eating a cupcake whereby the bottom of the cupcake is twisted off, inverted, then placed on top of the frosting of the top half thus creating something akin to a frosting sandwich.

Hi- can we get three Boston style cupcakes? To go?

by PEBAC101 March 12, 2015

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