Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.

Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022

Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway June 9, 2018

Chicago Handshake

This is a slang term referring to a handjob.

Paying to get yourself jerked off by another man

"Johnny boy went and got himself a Chicago Handshake down at Robert's. I'm surprised they have em for only 10 dollars"

by Chris Da anonymous May 20, 2024

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Southside of Chicago

Dangerous side of Chicago, full of shootings and dangerous wars. - Stay away at all means.

Ay foe, dem niggas onna southside of chicago crazy asl.

by .3mxi December 28, 2024

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019