Butthole-aholic

Someone who is always a butthole, especially when they know it bothers you.

Teacher- Why are you such a butthole-aholic?
Student- Because, it makes'em squirm!

by Kittycatkiller June 25, 2018

Butthole

Something you eat

Guy 1: yo I tasted some sweet butthole this weekend you should really try some

Guy 2: sure dude

by My.account September 9, 2018

Butthole Yoodler

When a person uses a cardboard tube from a finished wrapping paper roll to project ecstatic sounds, heat and moisture to another’s butthole. Other forms of cylindrical objects may be used but an authentic Butthole Yoodler uses holiday cheer to perk beloveds. Hence, wrapping paper rolls as first choice.

The moist, high pitch Butthole Yoodler echoed through the tube to amplify soft breaths and warm wishes on his butthole, just the way he liked it.

by Willowbee🌻 November 22, 2018

Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

They call me the butthole fondler

by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018

Butthole Balloonanitis

(Pronounced: butthole balloon-na-nye-tis) Another word for anal prolapse, which is when the inside of your rectum is hanging out of your anus and resembles deflated balloons (where it gets its name) or roast beef curtains.

The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.

Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!

by Shittle Bits December 7, 2018

butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.

When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.

by Sox773 January 3, 2019

butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.

When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.

by Sox773 January 3, 2019