Anal slip

When the pp comes out of the v hole and into the anal hole on accident. 0/10 experience.

The sex was so bad, 2 anal slips and he laughed about it.

by Large boob May 21, 2020

Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.

"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"

by mynameisraquel September 24, 2011

Anal Slap

In the doggystyle position you pull out your erect penis and slap it on her asshole a few times causing her to tense up.

Randy Caught me off guard with that Anal Slap!

by Randall1978 March 13, 2015

Anal arson

A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.

Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.

The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.

by Shentyloaf December 4, 2013

anal cockage

Referring to the act of placing ones cock in the ass of another.

"Hey honey, you up for a spot of good old fashioned Anal Cockage tonight?"

"I spaffed big time during our Anal Cockage session last night!"

by A.Cockage September 19, 2006

Anal Tsunami

When a storm of anal fluids explode from the ass crack and cover the face of the earth in a massive vortex killing everything in its path

Japan experienced a massive Anal Tsunami that killed millions

by Javamonkey64 October 27, 2011

Naked Anal

A sexual act when a penis, real or artificial, is inserted into the anus void of a condom and lubrication. Tends to be used in the gay community, especially by those who have not yet gone public with their sexual preference.

Curtis: "Hey bro, are you down for some naked anal?"

Frank: "No thanks, but I will at least spit on it this time for you"

by Lemmiwinks Thompson April 23, 2014