Soccer

The wrong way to say football

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021

Soccer

It's FUCKING soccer! Get it right! Not FUCKING fu'tball! It's soccer, god dammit!

Right Person "Did you see the soccer game?"
Wrong Person "You mean fu'tball?"
American "IT'S FUCKING SOCCER!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 21, 2025

Soccer Coach

Slang for “Anal trainer”

My soccer coach made it so hard to walk today

by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024

soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

soccer

a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard

i play soccer

*walks away*

by onedbitch October 28, 2018