Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

Cupcaking

To sneak up behind one’s platonic friend and cup the bottom of one booty cheek gently in one’s hand

“Gah! I’ve just been cupcaked by Courtney’s warm girl hand!”
“He’s been all through this room and nary a soul was lacking in cupcaking thanks to his generous paw”

by Corktony October 19, 2025

Chicken cupcake

When you slide your balls along the face of somebody else

My friend fell asleep first at the sleepover, so we gave him a mean chicken cupcake

by Canadianparkingmeter October 29, 2025

cupcake nigel

nigel acts the hard chatroom cunt but everyone here knows what a pathetic belly crawling invertebrate he really is. you survive on BDS pity alone

cupcake nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 8, 2025

Doggy cupcake

Having sex with someone in doggy position and cupcaking them with their own fart and holding it over their mouth until they cum

Do you fancy a doggy cupcake?
Take this cupcake in doggy

by Cupcaker93 November 16, 2025

Strawberry cupcake

Whilst a female is on her period and a man ejaculates in her( see definition strawberry shortcake). The woman then queefs filling her hand with the mixture of blood,cum, and air then places her hand over the man's nose and mouth.

After having period sex with my date she hit me with that strawberry cupcake.

by Nachoyocheese83 November 16, 2025

Cupcake Carling

The action of Spiking a cupcake named Carl into the ground

Yo Want to join me and Jake in cupcake carling at the party later?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024