If OnePlus and Apple collaborated to make a phone, it would be this.
Literally an Android with one of the most popular iPhone features: iMessage ( blue bubbles :) ), and it's cheaper than an iPhone.
Literally an Android with one of the most popular iPhone features: iMessage ( blue bubbles :) ), and it's cheaper than an iPhone.
Bryant: Ayo bruh I just got the new Nothing Phone (2)
Kyle: Psshhh... That's way less than nothing compared to my iPhone 15 Pro Max...
Bryant: it sends blue messages
Kyle: uhhh... ummmm... Don't talk to me loser. (mumbles in whiner-who-lost-in-argument)
Kyle: Psshhh... That's way less than nothing compared to my iPhone 15 Pro Max...
Bryant: it sends blue messages
Kyle: uhhh... ummmm... Don't talk to me loser. (mumbles in whiner-who-lost-in-argument)
by DarkAF420 December 13, 2023
In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
by P H O N K G O D December 18, 2023
Use i it when asked "HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD" and just give them a "r u serious right now bruh?" sort of look and say this.
Weird ahh guy: HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD??????????!!!!!!!!!1!
You: Just nothing
Weird ahh guy: WHAT!!???
You: J ̢̛͓͕̰̖̘͍̄̄̔́̾́́̕͝U ̭̞̱̮̝͔̭͉̦̓́͑̃̀̊́̓̀͑̀̕S̶̨̱̯͍̝̰͉̪̫̦͌̇̃Ţ̵̢̛̜̖̲̭̰̩̬̙̤͖̃̒̆̿̌̈́͛̆̌̌͘͜ ̴̢͍̯͙̝̫̭̞͓̯͍̍̆̂͘͝Ṋ̵̨̛̦͕͚̣̬̱̺̺͖̿̀̏͒̕̚͜͠O ̥͍̳̜̳̫̩̦̩̲͇̯̄͋̏́̃̅͋͒̚̕͠͝T ̧͈̲̙̬̬̼͈̙̬̲̓́̾͗̅̍̇͐͊̀͠H̴̡̱̩̪͈͉̘̮̜͕͉͔͚͛̀̌̍̚͘̕I̵̻̞̣̖̹͔̲̳̰̎͛̎̎̐̒̿́̕̕͜͠͝N̴͎̅̒̏̏͊͋̍͌̂͘̕̚͝Ģ̵̡͕̻͉̘̳̼̈́̉̌̓̒̂̽̓̊̅̚̚͘
You: Just nothing
Weird ahh guy: WHAT!!???
You: J ̢̛͓͕̰̖̘͍̄̄̔́̾́́̕͝U ̭̞̱̮̝͔̭͉̦̓́͑̃̀̊́̓̀͑̀̕S̶̨̱̯͍̝̰͉̪̫̦͌̇̃Ţ̵̢̛̜̖̲̭̰̩̬̙̤͖̃̒̆̿̌̈́͛̆̌̌͘͜ ̴̢͍̯͙̝̫̭̞͓̯͍̍̆̂͘͝Ṋ̵̨̛̦͕͚̣̬̱̺̺͖̿̀̏͒̕̚͜͠O ̥͍̳̜̳̫̩̦̩̲͇̯̄͋̏́̃̅͋͒̚̕͠͝T ̧͈̲̙̬̬̼͈̙̬̲̓́̾͗̅̍̇͐͊̀͠H̴̡̱̩̪͈͉̘̮̜͕͉͔͚͛̀̌̍̚͘̕I̵̻̞̣̖̹͔̲̳̰̎͛̎̎̐̒̿́̕̕͜͠͝N̴͎̅̒̏̏͊͋̍͌̂͘̕̚͝Ģ̵̡͕̻͉̘̳̼̈́̉̌̓̒̂̽̓̊̅̚̚͘
by Human who breathes air June 17, 2024
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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 17, 2025
If the hit song 'Money for nothing' by prolific rock group Dire Straits is played at a function, event or gathering, guests are required to shotgun a beverage before the intro of the song concludes. If no cans are available, guests must finish the remainder of their current drink in a timely manner.
The 'Money for nothing' effect
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.
Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.
Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"
by Downtempo Dan August 24, 2023