Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020
Get the National Slap Ass Daymug. This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16
Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*
by Bianca Spanu 💕 October 15, 2019
Get the National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru daymug. YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.
Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)
some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
by Stupid_child June 16, 2022
Get the National grab boobs daymug. 7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023
Get the National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Daymug. by jut2497 April 27, 2022
Get the national Grab ass daymug. A bunch of gay ass niggas that wait for the d's to pop out instead of them.
These niggas be on the gayist shit you will ever see in the chi these niggas think they tuff but folks stay cracking crowns
These niggas be on the gayist shit you will ever see in the chi these niggas think they tuff but folks stay cracking crowns
by Peoplenationgay February 29, 2020
Get the People nationmug. On October 24, it is National Rachel Day. Treat your girl friend or friend named Rachel like a queen on that day!
Blake: I can’t wait to see Rachel
Lucas: Don’t you know it’s National Rachel Day
Blake: Oh shoot I forgot
Lucas: Don’t you know it’s National Rachel Day
Blake: Oh shoot I forgot
by Anonymous65572 October 5, 2022
Get the National Rachel Daymug.