National toes day

toes, February 8

i like your toes! its national toes day btw

by shigi_wifeoo February 8, 2022

National Out of Your Bag Day

February 10, a day for humanity. One to remember and look forward to each and every year. For all us fellas going through the mud, todays the day where that mud is gone. Todays THAT DAY when you know that the bag has been on your back for too long. Congratulations fellas.

Yo dude! Tommorow is National Out of Your Bag Day! I don’t have to be depressed all the time anymore!

by JamesheartSP February 10, 2022

National lsp day

National lsp (lumpy space princess) day takes place on February 11th where you and your friends will have a local get together and paint yourself purple and place a yellow star on eachothers forehead then sing the hit song "these lumps" in sync, people also tend to post

appreciation on social media so feel free to do so.

"Oh ma glob Melissa its nearly national lsp day"

"Oh ma lumpin glob its national lsp day tomorrow"

by Miss sugar queen February 10, 2022

National Eating Pussy Day

on february 11th, every man has to eat your pussy

hey baby it’s National Eating Pussy day, let’s go in the bedroom

by penisslayer February 11, 2022

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

National Jax day

A time where everyone gathers to have a joyful holiday on February 11th

Yay it’s national jax day

by Davis dadery February 11, 2022

National ask your crush out day

Official ask a crush out day is on the date October 19th. Whoever your crush is, you have to ask them out. And remember, “if she says no then she must go, but if she says yes, buy her a louis dress”

Yeah, i asked katelyn out on National Ask Your Crush Out Day, October 19th.

by Masterougwai October 2, 2021