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I love you.

A word that people usually don't mean and it will break your heart.
Person 1: I love you.

Person 2: No you don't.

Person 1: Your right I don't.
by lunitixkxta July 17, 2019
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I love you

One of the biggest lies a person can tell, todays culture over uses this word. It’s supposed to mean something beautiful but today, it means I wanna fuck
Him: I love you
Me: nah you just wanna smash my cute ass
by Arwen_1805 October 7, 2019
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I love you

It could mean a lot to a person. It's meant to describe the feelings towards another person. It could really hurt someone if you use these 3 words incorrectly. Sometimes it's a lie and other times it's the truth. But it could make someone's day very fast if it's truthful. If you love them you should really tell them.
Person 1: " I really love you"

Person 2: "WHAAAAAT?! Really? I love you too 💛
by Hiii_3 July 2, 2019
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i love you

a typical phrase to describe your hatred for another but it is used to hide it discreetly so the particular other thinks you have a crush on them
Henrietta: i love you *growling*

mary: aw i love you too *a big snarl*
*the two break into fight*
by v4mp1r3t0ad February 23, 2021
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I love you

Those few words are the mosthardest thing to say. So this is the one of the easiest and funniest way to say "I love you" Is "I will tag you in memes".
Someone specialto you: come on, just say it.

Someone special to them: "I will tag you in memes"(meaning I love you)
by An emo couch potatoh June 10, 2018
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Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009
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true love

I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it.
he got hit with true love and now has alimony payments
by kajhine January 8, 2020
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