Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.

Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

Vegan

It means that u have a smoll pp

"hey mom im vegan" mom: u smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018

vegan pizza

It's someone who says they have acne but they don't, this term come from the term pizza face which means a lot of acne or (pepperoni) but since it's vegan pizza it has no meat so therefore someone with little acne is vegan pizza

Omg I have so much acne
Shut up vegan pizza

by THE ULTAMATE BADADDY February 12, 2018

Vegan

someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy

Guy1: Let's get a steak/
Guy2: Nah man, i'm vegan.

You heard about the vega n protests at Starbucks?

by socker456 December 31, 2022