Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023

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uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves

person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism

by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024

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uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.

You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!

by Mainiyak September 28, 2021

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uber scramble

verb

1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.

noun

1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.

verb

"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"

noun

"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"

"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"

by Trintastic November 27, 2016

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