Ring Around the hooker

Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.

(Guy) to (Girl) ZOMG you just shot that guy!!! hahahaha. Thus, "ring around the hooker."

by SpecAgentWhite September 21, 2011

McClaining Things Around

The act of leaving your tasks lying around for other people to do.

"Did John, McClain the dishes again?"
"Yeah, he's started McClaining things around recently."

by TheIllusivMan November 27, 2012

crispy around the edges

Someone who is looking a little rough.... but deep down they are doing all right.

During deflategate Tom Brady was crispy around the edges

by Potato1337 March 17, 2017

Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

Justin Rapp arounds

A wooden flat, made by Justin Rapp, that raps around a theatre proscenium to extend a musical's set into the audience.

Teachers to a student: get the Justin Rapp arounds
student: Rapp arounds! we get to use them again!

by Camp95 April 26, 2011

farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

Reach-around Simp

Simps by deflecting simp behavior as scummy and vile in order to gain rapport.

He's been reach-around simping her.

by Dippyskoodlez December 28, 2020