Weasel

someone who is just like a snake but lies and is even more fake than a snake

Bestie: So why did you two break up?
Me: Because he was such a weasel.

by Strawberry111603 August 21, 2019

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 17, 2021

Huge Weasels

Huge Weasels is a great made up Nation from the game www.nation states.net. If you own a nation join the Forbidden Land of the Weasels. Huge Weasels rivals are Shland, do not ally with them. Check out Huge Weasels by going to nation states and search for Huge Weasels.

Huge Weasels are an amazing nation

Join the Forbidden Land of the Weasels

by Huge Weasels April 29, 2005

Fattigan Weasel

1) A mythical creature often believed in by children that causes mischief and mayhem. Typically one kid will act like a fattigan weasel and go around attacking the humans acting in a fattigan way.

Help, the Fattigan Weasel is trying to eat me!!!

by Erock92 December 07, 2010

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."

1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"

by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010

Weasel Booty

Something that brings one joy

Person 1: "Hey, did you listen to that album I lent you the other day?"
Person 2: "Yea, man, it's totally a weasel booty for sure"

by NextLevelNaps March 20, 2023