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Ass weasel

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.
You are such an ass weasel, Karen.
by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017
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Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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Hot Weasel

A modified four banger vehicle, often concidered annoying, dangerous, or down right stupid by Gen X or early Millennials.

The worst kind of "Hot Weasel" hands down, is the one tuned to backfire. These "Hot Weasels" are driven by those whom we refer to as, "Tools."
Kyle, take that shit box Hot Weasel you think is so fast and furious, and get the fuck off my property and away from my daughter you fucking tool!
by Roland W. H. December 17, 2023
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Pour the sauce on the weasel

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong
Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck
by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011
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Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
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Weasel Field

Weasel field is a place found in St. Louis, Missouri and was once known as the top Sandlots in the nation. At Weasel Field, you will find a diverse crowd. Anyone and everyone is welcome to. When it first started, the group would play 5 v 5 baseball. This might be the only place where you find a guy smoking a cigarette while pitching. There are numbers of legends at this site and if you ever want to laugh just go watch a game at Weasel Field. When someone hits a home run there is a good chance the ball might hit a car, because Christy Street is basically the outfield bleachers. And if you hit a car, you better make sure to run. Weasel Field will go down in history as one of the historic sites in the St. Louis area.
by Finaqu February 27, 2017
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Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.
Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?
by Rager October 21, 2015
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