by Funny& April 18, 2018

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

by Glimi December 24, 2008

1. Unicorn excrement.
2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010

by Screechy Witch August 3, 2017

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead
by Khagreytits September 2, 2014

The nickname given to a woman who fantasizes about riding fierce, mysteriously beautiful mythical creatures during sex.
"Wat. Krystina fantasizes about riding mythical creatures during sex?"
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."
by BigSondra December 9, 2010
