A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.
by lunydusterman November 24, 2020
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by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
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by northwesteastsouthwest April 12, 2020
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by Dr toaster June 8, 2020
Get the Dirty Denis mug.The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.
Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
by derfferguson April 17, 2020
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by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013
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