Step-mom-dad

A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.
It’s a woman, it’s a man…it’s a STEP-MOM-DAD!!
by BigWhiteCaulk February 10, 2022
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shitty two-step

a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit
man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step
by smallballer March 20, 2009
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weiner step-bros

when you, being a man, have sex with a woman and a friend of yours, also being a man, has sex with that womans sister.
this is a life-long bond.
Tim fucked Sherry, and Bill fucked Sherry's sister, Jill.
Tim and Bill are weiner step-bros.
high five.
by mach4motorboat October 08, 2010
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3 Steps

Not for gals to no!!!! if u no boyz den used them well, if u dnt ure a muderfucker gay hoe
by CHIEF July 17, 2003
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jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis
did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 02, 2009
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3 step drop

a very common drop back for a quarter back before he passes. Composed of taking three steps back as if you were on a ladder; one over another.
Vick takes his 3 step drop, and decides to scramble instead of throwing.
by DaMang111 February 22, 2006
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Step on the scale, Son

1) A challenge to a physical confrontation
2) An after the fact "in your face"
ex. 1:
-I can drink your bitch ass under the table.
-Yeah? Step on the scale, Son!

ex. 2:
-I just boned Kelly S., Step on the scale, Son!
-or-
-I just got the Burning Crusade expansion! Step on the scale, Son!
by Lee Hickman May 27, 2007
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