young stains day

young stains's day is a national holiday that was created to celebrate Eastbourne resident: Alfie Nicholas's birthday!

celebrated in Eastbourne, united kingdom young stains day is a celebration of fun and happiness.
there is a parade every April 4th for every young stains day which starts in Hampden park and ends at the beacon (the centre of Eastbourne technology and innovation.)

"hey bro its young Stains's birthday today"
"yeah I know bro the mandem cant argue on young stains birthday"

young stains day: a celebration of alfie nicholas's birthday.

by Mysticoflokiisafaggotclan April 4, 2024

shit-stained ballz

When your banging a chick, who didn't wipe her ass good after she took a massive dump .. and your saggy balls are smacking her dirty asshole while fucking her pussy ...this is when you get "shit-stained ballz".

Dam bro, becky needs to start wiping her ass after she takes a shit, I pounded her pussy last night ..and got a bad case of "shit-stained ballz"

by Dunkin D April 22, 2016

stain of condescension

the sticky residue left when a condescending ass sits on a cushion.

I hope your bad attitude doesn't leave a stain of condescension on my couch.

by robot steverorobot robot_steve May 2, 2017

Shot stain

You only tried to type shitstain, didn't You?

How to remove shot stains from underwear?

by FazMatt09 November 8, 2018

Nebraskan Water Stain

A pee stain. Simple as that. Your pants are wet with pee? That's a Nebraskan Water Stain.

Dude did you see Mary? Major Nebraskan Water Stain all over her jeggings.

by tgnws September 3, 2025

Slap Stain

The mark left after getting necked or slapped on your skin.

Angie: "Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"

Bill: "Yes"

Angie: "You better rethink your answer before I put a slap stain on yo face

by Slap'n Cap'n October 5, 2016

Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.

I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.

by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025