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Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day
“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”
by AlanBooga February 3, 2022
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cracker week

The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”
With the way I’m blowing my money now, I’m headed for a fat cracker week.
by bwsimonse March 18, 2022
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Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.
Ik heb echt zin in ark week!
by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
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Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”
Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.
by LETian September 11, 2024
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Throw shoko week

At the end of every month you need to throw shoko at people
Throw shoko week is real
by RealNo591 October 23, 2022
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It's been weeks

It is an expression used when someone hasn't noticed that their nicknames are being changed.
OMG! It's been weeks and he still hasn't noticed that his nickname was changed to "I'm gay"
by Maestro Divider December 26, 2022
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Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011
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