Mississippi State Guard

The Mississippi State Guard is a State Defense Force (SDF) authorized by the Mississippi Constitution filled to the brim with fat cakes, mentally disabled men in their twenties, and Army wannabes that has not been activated since the days of Hurricane Katrina because Biloxi Police Officers found drunk "soldiers" and personal firearms including fully automatic rifles and other weapons at a "special-needs" shelter. Those "soldiers" then left their post after having their weapons confiscated.

“Yeah, he didn’t join the Army—he joined the Mississippi State Guard and now won’t shut up about it on Facebook.”

by guywithhair December 12, 2025

Mississippi Hunters Bucket

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.

Dude, last night while I was hunting, I performed a Mississippi Hunters Bucket on Cletus.

by JewSnapper December 29, 2018

Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 25, 2017