When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.
My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.
by My sore ass December 25, 2010
Get the Yule Log Shitmug. Keep your chin up
Used by Tommyinit and Ghostbur when Tommy got exiled from his home. When Tommy was exiled, he was alone with Ghostbur on a deserted land and missed his home, his friends. To get through the hardship, he worshipped logs to cope with the loneliness and his sanity.
Used by Tommyinit and Ghostbur when Tommy got exiled from his home. When Tommy was exiled, he was alone with Ghostbur on a deserted land and missed his home, his friends. To get through the hardship, he worshipped logs to cope with the loneliness and his sanity.
by Mystic_606 December 6, 2020
Get the log through the painmug. In short, a fart. More specially, a fart that happens when there is an impending poop and the butt wind stinks because it is going around a turd.
by tdb_atx September 21, 2017
Get the breeze off the logmug. The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."
by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006
Get the drop a log in the chippermug. by LBDADL July 9, 2011
Get the Log Bay Daymug. When you’re DPing someone while drinking a Sam Adams and you go to switch holes and someone’s already there so you teabag them.
by anonymous January 1, 2022
Get the Boston log jammug. by Uncle Ben That Misses Exits October 12, 2018
Get the water my logmug.