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hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.
i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich
by aidsgirl August 1, 2011
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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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Hooker

Vanda is a hooker
by Slaveburger October 9, 2019
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Dirty Pirate Hooker

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
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What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadu

What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadu
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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Homie Hoppin Hooker

Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.

Never forget in your life sherbet!
You seen that girl in the rain bruv! She a homie hoppin hooker!
by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023
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