Gooch

A younger racist female of English descent. Leader of the Second Coming of the Fourth Reich. EDL member supreme.

Gooch is in love with George

by FlannelGinger12 July 28, 2024

gooch pocket

The area between the anus and balls to hold small objects.. mainly used by your local fundraisers

“My buddy got pulled over so he used his gooch pocket to hide his stuff “

by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023

gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.

ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."

by soiled_it January 29, 2024

gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017

gooch

A piece of skin under your balls where your asshole is at

I tickeled my gooch

by FaZeIowaa September 23, 2020

Gooch

A nice wet juicy sweet object that all faggots of TTB which is …

Laurice Gallant
Deandre Gallop

Rakeem

Baebae

Hyson

Ethan
Shawn shawn

Diamond

Luhday

Charvez (Reese bf)

Mya

Heaven

Big 30
Dean w the beam

Layla

Shiyonna

Bruski

Cam

Hb

Cahri

Keezy

Ms Vee

Teetee

Jaheem (murda twin)

Zi (Upshaw girl)

Upshaw (Zi bf) 🫶🏼

Armani

Damn that gooch tight !

Wowzers that’s a big gooch !!

Ttb shit Nigga gay shit no lame shit Nigga stay in yo gooch long live hyson man

by Reesebloccsteppa July 26, 2022

Swamp gooch

A very thick layer of dust that builds up on your CPU or GPU’s heatsink as a result of neglecting to clean the inside of a computer and also requires a brush to clean off.

Apparently this computer had a bit of swamp gooch because the dust is so thicc that the heat sink looks like it has mange.

by tigs1112 October 10, 2023