Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).
" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!
by Sebastian Agner December 06, 2024
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Digital spliff

Hitting a nicotine vape and a thc vape at the same time
Let me hit the digital spliff
The act of hitting a weed pen and tobacco pen at the same time
by Romtuggeri June 04, 2023
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Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
by wcsochaplain April 02, 2010
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Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
by JKJSEW February 08, 2011
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Digital Voyeurism

Digital voyeurism is the act of recording someone in public without their consent. Digital Voyeurism is different from recording someone going on bigoted tirades, or to protect yourself from either physical or legal harm. However, Digital Voyeurism does apply when you are recording someone who is just “cringe” or who is visible nero-divergent. A good way to distinguish between the two are these questions, “Is this person actively screaming bigoted things that harms me or people around me?” And “will this video help me or anyone around me from any unjust legal harm/is there a crime being committed?”
“Hey did you hear that John is into Digital Voyeurism?”
“Aw, really? What’d he do?”
“He filmed an veteran having a PTSD meltdown at Walmart a week ago.”
by AtlasAttacus October 13, 2022
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Digital excrement

The dissemination of disinformation, misinformation, hateful, violent propaganda via our multiple medias.
The level of digital excrement being pumped into the nations MSM's has created a division in our country that mainly exists in the ether world.
by cobrafang May 20, 2021
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Digital Horror

Digital horror is a branch of Analog Horror in which the world, instead of being presented in the format of old deteriorated VHS tapes and Television broadcasts, is instead modeled after the late 1990s to early 2010s aesthetics and technology (primarily using such tools as Windows Movie Maker, Adobe Flash, and Video Games from around the era in order to unsettle those Nostalgic for the era).
Good examples of Digital horror are Petscop, Lacy's Flash games, and Chezz Kids Archive.
by MyDogStoleMySlang July 16, 2023
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